plss.. talk to me… y u r not picking the call?????”
“everything is all right?”
“what allright.. nothing is alright.. see the time.. its 11PM..n I'm coming now from office..
no food for me.. now i will cook… from past 3 days..I'm eating only Magi… n my PM eating only me..
see the price hikes, everything is 2/- more from yesterday.. except my salary… i think the begger in front of my office.. earns more than I do.. what should I do…?”
“what happened.. what r u talking”
“what i'm talking???? no, i'm not talking.. manager don't allow anyone to talk except the client.. who always talk something.. from past 3 months I didn't take any leave..now from 3 weeks.. I'm begging for one damn leave.. n what response I get….’why u want to waste an important day of ur life??’
Final I'm gonna quit this project… but, I can't. no, I can.. but I won't..
“ok.. now Relax…”
“How can I relax… for relaxation people do yoga, but its night so I can’t. Else they watch movies… but see, in every channel all bogus movies gets repeatied.. ‘Welcome’, ‘Suryavansham’, Govinda’s movies… it really irritates… everyone is faking in TV, fake news, fake stories, fake swaynwars, fake reality… ahhhhh see the movies u will get to know…
in Rockon’s last scene… Arjun Rampal’s wife says to taxi driver to hurry up, "we r getting late for Airport…” Airport…??? I thought he found a job in Cruze.. not Airlines..
In 3 Idiots… starting scene… Madhvan does the drama to leave his flight, then what happened to his luggage??
In the same movie… Kareena is a doctor.. that too a surgeon.. to become a surgeon it requires at least 5[MBBS]+3[MS] years..
so she should b 28… n Aamir as a student.. only 18 or 20 ?? then after 10 years they decide to marry.. means she is 38??
i dont understand, how can spiderman reach to the church-bell in part-3, when he lost his power??
I still dont understand how could Rajnikanth fly without wings? i just…..”
“hey stop it now..”
“Am I a train who will stop it, by pulling chain???… ohh train.. i didnt saw last 3 months… how will i see, all the time monitor is in frnt of me.. in night also wen i open my eyes, i found username and password window..
i need to cool down..
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
but someone tell me howwwwwwwww.. :x Every time there's power-cut here..
except when I' m not at home.. Home what rubbish, its a damn single room.. where I'm living alone with my pillow..
i also want girlfriend yaar, like my rivals have..
smita, rashmi, sujata, priti, komal.. anyone frm my odc is ok, but they all r engaged, u know y?? bcoz their boyfriends do not work in IT, outside girls do chat wid me only on my salary day.. i got rejected 31 times.. u know y, each time i propose them, they ask where do u live.. i say in my Cubicle.. bcoz thats the only place u can find my soul all the time..”
“hey man, u better take rest, we will talk in Morning”
“Morning.. are u talking the same morning when sun rises, bird flies, omlette fries, employee cries… damn, I didn’t see the Sun for 3 years.. how it looks like… morning I catch shuttle, reach my birthplace ‘cubicle’, work n leave when Sun uncle is not there… I don’t understand how can I be so nice to my colleagues.. each time they want leave, they repeat the same dialog… “my sister’s marriage”.. my colleague's 9 sisters got married,
3 times grandpa expired,
5 times his frnd went to ICU.. but my colleague is fine..
and favourite dialog “ I need to drop a frnd to hospital, as he is not feeling well” later i find movie tickets in his purse… then my PM’s motivational speech.. ‘u work.. u grow’.. means if i wont work.. i will shrink or what… when i need hike, i'm junior.. still need to grow.. when i do mistakes.. c'mon man u r a senior, u cant do mistakes.. ahhh God gimme some power to understand the greatness of a super natural person known as PM in this world..”
“ok enough now, i m disconnecting”
“wait.. i called you.. n u r disconnecting.. u know previously i was normal, when i was in college, i used to talk continuosly watever i want, now i m talking only this much… ‘yaa its done’, ‘e-cube is filled’, ”Please..’, ‘good morning’, ‘lunch’,'tea’,’snaks’..
I don’t know wat i m talking abt, i shud b happy.. I have Saturday & Sunday .. saturday to recover from the disaster been made from monday to friday.. sunday to think about upcoming disaster from monday to friday.. cool naa..
u heared that 2012 earth will end.. then also my ODc and my cubicle will remain as it is.. u know why?? because that’s not part of earth.. n we are employees not human beings… we are aliens…
so better before u start getting headache… go have a nice dream.. I will again start my day tomorrow like i m starting everyday..
good night…” :(
Next Day, in office:-
“Saurabh, Please come here”
“I approved your leaves.. i think you should go and have some fun”
I happily came out, and checked my phone’s Dialled call log.. :D
“Ohhh my God, yesterday I called my PM … shit” :lolz: